Why don’t cameras have an “inebriated” setting?

Look this is the least bad picture from Mamacita’s birthday bash, eat the cake moment. Whatever the picture taker person tried to do obviously didn’t work. The camera has an “auto” setting but inebriated people don’t use “auto” settings any more than middle age guys ask for directions. Hey Kodak & co, don’t be a bunch of stiffs. Add an “inebriated” mode to your products already and preserve millions of happy moments for future generations!


No good pics but the party was a blast, take my word for it 🙂

One thought on “Why don’t cameras have an “inebriated” setting?

  1. I Laughed a lot, i read your posts, and i liked a lot, you finished living with a wife from Cusco, im from Lima and had lived in LAX 1 year and 12 years in Miami worked as charter pilot and flight instructor, Now i live in Lima and have an experimental airplane Falcon xp canard, Fly just for fun. With the idea to buy soon a cessna 150M, hopefully next year, Now im in truck parts bussiness i import from China. Ill contact you whenever im ready to purchase the C150 or any aviation Bussiness, i have strong idea that general aviation in Peru is a disaster but, i want to invest in a hangar at Lib mandy, and buy some small planes and engines like continental 0200 Rotax 912s, Lyc O235L2c. The good thing now is that airplanes dont pay taxes to import to Peru, but many paperwork. However i hopefully return to aviation next year.
    Greetings , Merry christmas for you and your children and your happy family
    Jesus Lopez

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